teatlet

A smaller than average teat.

Milk reservoirs that yield a frustratingly small volume of milk, or melk, even after a vigorous effort of sucking.

Goddam lookit them teatlets

Shit why won't these teatlets gimme mah melk

by rubiks19 June 28, 2010

teatlets

Small, gravity-defying breasts.

Kathy's slender body and gravity-defying teatlets make her look much younger than her 35 years.

by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006

teatle

A term of endearment for your closest friends and loved ones.

Hey teatle, wanna grab some coffee later?

by jo-bot April 14, 2009

Textleting

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019

twatlet

A group of small-minded women with little else to do but to start drama, be hypocrites and act like total jackholes.

That twatlet just posted the lamest bunch of crap EVER.

by IWH1 December 11, 2007

teapleted

(Adjective) In a state with with less than adequate amounts of tea. Usually refers to a person who has gone extended periods with smaller than usual tea consumption.

Greg's two week holiday in Germany left him feeling a little teapleted.

by Tea-master October 28, 2009

Twatlet Paper

Pieces of toilet paper that are left behind in a womans twat from wiping after she urinates.

"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."

by Dalbert June 9, 2007