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teatlets
teatlets by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006
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Textleting
When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.
Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Textleting by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019
teapleted
(Adjective) In a state with with less than adequate amounts of tea. Usually refers to a person who has gone extended periods with smaller than usual tea consumption.
teapleted by Tea-master October 28, 2009
Twatlet Paper
"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."
Twatlet Paper by Dalbert June 9, 2007
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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