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Teadle
A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.
Teadle by teadletime December 14, 2014
tutant meenage neetle teetles
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
tutant meenage neetle teetles by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb by Timmaw August 10, 2006
Tatler
With such astonishing poise and maturity of mind, it is no wonder that Michael is known as the Tatler amongst his legal eagles fraternity.
Teale
used to define a beautiful girl.
If your name is Teale, then your most likely a gorgeous, smart, funny person whose always fun to be around. Your also a loving, caring, and considerate person. Your very creative, artistic, and mean the world to those who love you.
You are shy, but once people get to know you, they are immediately caught in your beautiful personality. Your fuckin' amazing!
If your name is Teale, then your most likely a gorgeous, smart, funny person whose always fun to be around. Your also a loving, caring, and considerate person. Your very creative, artistic, and mean the world to those who love you.
You are shy, but once people get to know you, they are immediately caught in your beautiful personality. Your fuckin' amazing!
Teale by Teale's beautiful <3 January 16, 2012
Sneaky Teather
When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.
Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.