Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathenist

Teathenist by jesterjester July 31, 2011

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Texthetic

Regarding the idea that people type a certain way to fit a certain aesthetic, texthetic is your consistent style of text or the way you format a text to make it look nice. 2 examples of different texthetics:

Hey, have a lovely day 💕

or

take that bACK YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

Jada: I never use emojis. It ruins my texthetic.

Texthetic by BNTBurrito October 25, 2017

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Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.

While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.

Tokyo Teatherball by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010

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Teathen

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation. A Teathen believes "I want what I want when I want it"

etymology: from Tea Party + heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathen

Paul Ryan is a Teathen

Teathen by jesterjester July 31, 2011

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