When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

Textleting by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019

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tentleweed

Tumbling tent that had not been properly secured during predicted high winds.

As high wind visits our Death Valley camp site, colorful REI tents turn into tentleweed and clear the site of everything but campers and RVs.

tentleweed by Carmabela February 20, 2018

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teatlet

A smaller than average teat.

Milk reservoirs that yield a frustratingly small volume of milk, or melk, even after a vigorous effort of sucking.

Goddam lookit them teatlets

Shit why won't these teatlets gimme mah melk

teatlet by rubiks19 June 28, 2010

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textlet

texting you or others on the toilet

person: sup?
person2: just textlet

textlet by voidish July 26, 2011

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