teatlet

A smaller than average teat.

Milk reservoirs that yield a frustratingly small volume of milk, or melk, even after a vigorous effort of sucking.
Goddam lookit them teatlets

Shit why won't these teatlets gimme mah melk
by rubiks19 June 25, 2010
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shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.
Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl
by rubiks19 June 25, 2010
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