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Used for males with low testosterone levels. Usually describes the typical westernized beta male, who's satisfied with playing videogames while his wife cucks him with some low IQ guy. Typical physical features are a weak jawline, height below 5'6", little to no notable muscle mass, small hands and an unkempt beard.
A: Look at Jebs jawline, it's almost invisible !
B: Jesus, his testosterone levels must be really low.
A: Yeah, what a Testlet !
Testlet by ShlomoShekelsteinberg November 19, 2019
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testetuck 

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.
Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive
testetuck by j.bligh October 29, 2008
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teatlets 

Kathy's slender body and gravity-defying teatlets make her look much younger than her 35 years.
teatlets by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006
When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!
Gotta watch out for those testetraps.
Testetrap by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

testette 

a smaller petite version of a test that is more important than a quiz.
We will have a 'testette' next week in class.

Dont worry to much about this exam...it is more like a 'testette.'

Textleting 

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.
Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
A smaller than average teat.

Milk reservoirs that yield a frustratingly small volume of milk, or melk, even after a vigorous effort of sucking.
Goddam lookit them teatlets

Shit why won't these teatlets gimme mah melk
teatlet by rubiks19 June 28, 2010
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