textlet 

texting you or others on the toilet

person: sup?
person2: just textlet

textlet by voidish July 26, 2011

Textlation 

When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.

I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.

Textlation by Sheski April 19, 2010

textlation 

It is the way someone interprets what you text them in a totally different way then what you meant ...

I am not being rude, it must have gotten lost in textlation. Just call me.

textlation by Ms4lfclvr December 12, 2013

Textless Syndrome 

When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.

Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.

Textless Syndrome by Jak Timels May 6, 2008

teatlets 

Small, gravity-defying breasts.

Kathy's slender body and gravity-defying teatlets make her look much younger than her 35 years.

teatlets by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006

textretary 

Texting on behalf of someone else

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.

textretary by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

Textless Leg Syndrome 

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.

There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

Textless Leg Syndrome by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009