teaghin 

Teaghin is a lovable person who is very kind and funny ash but u don’t wanna get on her bad side, no no no, she can be an asshole lol

Someone: do u know teaghin
Teaghin: yea she’s hot asf but also a grump but I love her

teaghin by Tracy muelle August 11, 2022

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

Teagin 

Is a ginger bitch with a smoking hot sister whom I’d like take to town and also teagin fucks dogs and cats hence the reason he always has ringworm

What’s that sound? I think it’s teagin pumping the neighbors cat again

Teagin by Killallzanes June 16, 2020

Teaching Range 

Minimum percentage of listeners to whom the speaker preferably lecturer aims to totally grasp whats he/she is teaching. Generally teaching range is calculated from 100.

RJ: Why the lecturer is repeating the same things again and again.
Reet: Dude her teaching range is above 80, and you know about our class. A lot of slow learners.

Teaching Range by Reet Awwsum September 2, 2013

Teaghan 

It's a name that means beautiful. The origin of the word comes from welsh. If you look at other origins from the word, it also means little poet. Teaghan would describe a beautiful person, whose creative, smart, young, sophisticated, and a friendly person. She's the person that lots go people want to be around. She's insane too. She's not perfect. But then again, who is?

Wow, Teaghan really lives up to her name!

Teaghan by emsrae November 8, 2011

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance 

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance by bill a. January 11, 2004

Teaching Assistant 

A graduate/doctoral student who as part of their requirements assists a professor in their area of study with large lectures. They are often knowledgable about the material and are available to provide extra help to students who do not understand the material. Most TAs are fairly young (1-2 years older than undergraduate seniors) and the professors give them the sole responsibility of handling the grading of exams and other assignments. However, do not be fooled by their sincerity and kindness. They will not cut you any slack if you failed an exam because you're boyfriend broke up with you or your dog ate your homework. God, help you if they catch you cheating or plagiarizing because they will make your life a living hell. And in most cases, they are extremely harsh with their grading and they are usually told to manipulate grades so that the average falls below a certain grade.

They are often overworked by the entire department for which they are employed by. Often times they have their own coursework, projects, and research to focus on but since they need the money to stay in grad school they agree to help with coursework. Since they are essentially at the mercy of the department, it's likely that they will take their frustration out on your grades and you will most likely not do very well in the courses.

Student: Yo, Todd my Teaching Assistant is mad chill. I saw him drunk at the bar last night and he told me that I would get an A in the course.

Two days later

Student: WTF, I thought I was gonna do well. My TA is such a jerk.

Student 2: Please change my grade, I'll do anything.
TA: Sorry, I wouldn't have time for anything....

Student 3: If I don't get an A in this class, I'll get disowned by my family.
TA: I was disowned the moment I graduated college, it's honestly not that bad.

Teaching Assistant by PTrockstar92 October 4, 2013