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Teaghens are usually ultra stunning people whose names can be shortened to just Tea. Which, by the way, is the most popular drink in the world. It's often thought that if you ever stumble across a Teaghen you can pretty much say goodbye to dating life forever as you'll just be completely in love with her for the rest of your life. They're usually really beautiful (inside and out), really easy to talk to, grab your attention when they walk into a room, and latest research shows that they may be a natural version of Viagra for men.
Person 1: Yo, I just saw Teaghen and literally my jaw dropped to the ground
Person 2: I heard the crack bro, you need to get your jaw checked out
Person 1: It's good bro. Let's drink tea
Teaghen by Evanatomy August 9, 2018
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a person who usually really good at cooking and is super fun to be around who is usually cooler than his siblings
he such a teaghen
teaghen by fatboipoo June 3, 2018
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It's a name that means beautiful. The origin of the word comes from welsh. If you look at other origins from the word, it also means little poet. Teaghan would describe a beautiful person, whose creative, smart, young, sophisticated, and a friendly person. She's the person that lots go people want to be around. She's insane too. She's not perfect. But then again, who is?
Wow, Teaghan really lives up to her name!
Teaghan by emsrae November 8, 2011
Teagen is a girl that is lovable, kind, funny, extremely intelligent, spontaneous, and most of all she is someone who you would want to keep by your side forever. If she is your friend you will never find another person that cares as much as she does, even if she doesn't show it. You can count on her to be there for you no matter what even at 2 a.m. If she is your girlfriend well you just found the jackpot my friend! She only dates guys that she likes, and She is fiercely independent so she won't need you doing everything for her, and she will fight you on it believe me but she actually likes that you care so much. She will spoil you with gifts because that is just the type of person that she is! If you are lucky and you become serious she has already begun falling for you. She more than likely won't tell you but she has. She will want you to say it first so she knows that you are all in it too. Once she hears those words she will fall for you quickly and so will you. She has a way about her that you will never want to leave her side, and if you breakup she will be on your mind all the time. She really has everything a guy or a friend could ever want. She is also model level gorgeous! She is usually taller with long hair that can be light blonde to black, she usually has green eyes, hazel, or brown, and she has tan skin. Teagen usually looks runway ready, but she loves her band tees and jeans! all around she is an amazing girl that anyone is lucky to have or know!
Guy: Hey look it's Teagen!!

Guy 2: who is Teagen?

Guy: Look over there - the one with ripped jeans and AC/DC T-shirt on, do you see her?
Guy 2: Yeah! Man she is beautiful! Does she have a boyfriend?

Guy: Yeah she does! You can be friends though she is one of the nicest people I know!

Guy 2: how are you friends with her?

Guy: she tutored me in Spanish, she is really smart!

Guy 2: alright introduce me I want to get to know her!
Teagen by Sarah45 November 18, 2016
Has the fattest ass at school and his dick is enormous
He’s a teagen
Teagen by Habsnfjkskskkd June 9, 2020

Teathenist 

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen
Eric Cantor is a Teathenist
Teathenist by jesterjester July 31, 2011
A girl who tries her best to be nice to everyone and is always there for you. Even if she absolutely hates you, she’ll still try her best to be friends with you. Sometimes she accidentally starts ranting about things that are personal, but she tries her best not to. According to a lot of people, just talking to her makes them happy. She’s always acting cheery and hopping around trying her best to make others happy. Even if it hurts herself or her own happiness, she’ll do anything to make everyone else feel better. uwu
Joseph: “wow that girl over there is so nice, she’s helping the poor kid who couldn’t stop crying”
Lisa: “yup, that’s Teaghan for ya”
Teaghan by 23isnumber1 March 11, 2019