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taxicab confessions 

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.
Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.
taxicab confessions by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

taxicab shuffle 

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
An individual of oriental descent who has embraced the appealing ghetto lifestyle.
Jack (about a bootylicious honey): Damn, baby got back!
Jermaine affirms that Jack is a taxicab.
Taxicab by johnny cizzle February 22, 2007
Taxicle is a combination of tax and tacticle.

Taxicle would be used to describe a tac tic used to tax gyal.
Garry: oi mate you know any good taxicles?
Rodney: nah sorry gazza, I heard stuart knows a few taxicles though mate

Stuart: yeh mate my taxicle will allow you to tax gyal you didn't even know were yatable
taxicle by DrawGyalGetPaid November 17, 2016
When you are happy to pay for situation or circumstance, or benefit from it in one way or another which outways all negative aspects.
"It's a completely taxic relationship, but I love him/her."
"I live in a taxic relationship with my government - I pay them and they give me everything I need."
Taxic by Helen Levy November 26, 2009

taxicab with the doors open 

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.
Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!