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taxicab confessions
The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.
Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.
Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.
Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.
taxicab confessions by L-Boogie January 15, 2005
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Taxian Jun
A zombie baby who’s the cutest, most adorable, and just make you wanna keep him in your pocket. On the other hand, he’s also the emperor of the cultivation world who killed hundreds, and thousands of people or use them as a chest piece.
However, he is just a baby wanting love, and attention from his one and only Chu Fei. He’s a low key tsundere baby.
Also, you will never have a person like him <3
However, he is just a baby wanting love, and attention from his one and only Chu Fei. He’s a low key tsundere baby.
Also, you will never have a person like him <3
Person A : Taxian jun is such a baby. I wanna keep him in my pocket.
Person B : same. The way he loves Chu Fei is getting me honestly. I want a man like that.
Person B : same. The way he loves Chu Fei is getting me honestly. I want a man like that.
Taxian Jun by - htet February 25, 2021
taxicab shuffle
When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
taxicab shuffle by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006
texican
A person living in Texas during the time of the Republic of Texas.
A person modern who advocates that Texas secede from the United States.
A person modern who advocates that Texas secede from the United States.
The Texicans sought entry of Texas into the United States as a way to repay war debts and ensure that Mexico would not attempt to reclaim their former territory.
Senator Smith is running on a Texican platform, claiming that Texas contributes more to the United States that the state receives in return.
Senator Smith is running on a Texican platform, claiming that Texas contributes more to the United States that the state receives in return.
texican
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"