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taesexual
Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"
Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"
Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018
Tamse
Another name, nickname if you will, for a ginger boy who when a primary school had his name spelt incorrectly by a friend. His friends must from then on refer to him as tamse although tams is also an acceptable form although anyone found spelling it 'tamsy tamsey tamsie' must me corrected immediately and punished respectively
Tamse by ginger james July 6, 2012
Taesexual
Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021
Tasselating
Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009
Tassel hassle
The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Taysean
A Taysean is someone who is very nice and outgoing. He could be funny and be nice. He would do anything and once he has a crush he would not let her go until he gets her! You could be his bestfriend and he’ll care for you with all his heart but once you get him mad there’s no turning back he’ll beat your ass. So always stay on the good side of a Taysean. Taysean has wonderful eyes and great personality he could be funny, sad, happy. But he is always smiling no matter what (: he’s a keeper if you get yourself a Taysean try not to lose him but he will always love you no matter wtfk happens :).
Taysean by Ashley..W.. November 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026