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cat-tastrophe 

a catastrophe caused by any feline annoyance.
cat-tastrophe:

When Bobert came back from work he screamed to his eleven cats "What a cat-tastrophe!!!".
cat-tastrophe by JuneMoon October 12, 2018

Cat-astrophe 

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.
Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

cat- astrophe

the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines
Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.
cat- astrophe by Bweeks March 30, 2009

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.
"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"
Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

anal catastrophe 

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.
Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

california catastrophe 

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.
Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.
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