turtastrophe 

a suddon turttle related disaster in a turtule populated area

there was a turtastrophe on the m shell road 7 turttles were involved in a pile up as a turttle went out of control wondering of into the wrong lane hitting anuther turttle causing a turtastrophe

turtastrophe by cracker jacker the monkey July 22, 2007

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

Turkastrophe 

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!

Turkastrophe by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.

John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!

titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

textastrophe 

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

textastrophe by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.

Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?

tattastrophe by md278 September 10, 2011

Tantastrophe 

When an application of false tan goes so wrong it can be used as an excuse for lateness.

Hey I'm gonna be about an hour late! Had a total Tantastrophe!

Tantastrophe by LadieeeeeeA May 9, 2011