Mattastrophe

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.

Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.

by MattRAY June 1, 2010

mantastrophe

Any activity that takes a negative turn involving a group of men.

The buck's night was a mantastrophe when the groom missed his wedding the morning after.

by Akira January 30, 2003

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.

Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?

by md278 September 10, 2011

Nattastrophe

When one's case of Natural Light or Natural Ice beer is expired.

Dude, we've just had a nattastrophe! Quick, let's make a beer run!

by Robb B. December 23, 2008

Mathtastrophe

The ensuing chaos/disaster of a person who's mental state was either permanently or temporarily destroyed from doing too many math problems in one day.

A catastrophe that is the direct result of mathematics.

After doing 150 polynomial and factorization problems, a mathtastrophe occurred destroying millions of dollars of property and a loss of life estimated in the thousands.

by Brooktopus January 18, 2010

mantasrophe

Etymology: "man" + "catastrophe"
Meaning: Some sort of disaster involving a man. Usually has something to do with a girl, although major injuries, missing a football game, and midlife crises also count.

I had a total mantasrophe the other day; I missed the big game and my girlfriend broke up with me. I suck. Think I'll go get a beer or something.

by H.S. January 11, 2009

matastrophe

A subcategory of catastrophe involving a fiery demise.

The Hindenburg was a matastrophe.

by EngineerNotPhysicist October 28, 2017