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Cataclysmic 

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My penis is cataclysmic when I have sexy time with a squirrel .
Cataclysmic by Jackakins October 30, 2021

Cataclysmic 

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My penile organ is cataclysmic at having seggs with squirrels.
Cataclysmic by Jackakins October 30, 2021

Cataclysmic 

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A cataclysmic event.
Cataclysmic by Jackakins October 30, 2021

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event 

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event
My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.
Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.