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Cataclysmic 

Weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered
My penis is cataclysmic when I have sexy time with a squirrel .
Cataclysmic by Jackakins October 30, 2021

Cataclysmic 

Weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered weathered.
My penile organ is cataclysmic at having seggs with squirrels.
Cataclysmic by Jackakins October 30, 2021

Cataclysmic 

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A cataclysmic event.
Cataclysmic by Jackakins October 30, 2021

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event 

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event
My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.
Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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