Tarting

To shart whilst twerking

I got Taco Bell on the way to the club and ended up tarting all over the dancefloor...

by Clan Rockfist August 20, 2016

Tarting about

Messing about, fumbling, mucking about: particularly used in the north of England in a derogatory way, to describe some action the speaker believes is not being done properly, or is being done to slowly and inefficiently.

Kevin, stop tarting about and give me that spanner, you knob head. I'll show you how it's done!

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

Pop-Tarting

The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.

I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.

by The Hist March 26, 2020

Pop-Tarting

Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.

Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.

by Nine11junky October 1, 2019

Pop tarting

Taking a dump underneath the covers while asleep.

I took NyQuil and Ex-Lax last night and ended up pop tarting in my sleep.

by Anchala April 9, 2008

Sweet Tarting

to flatten a penis with plexiglass and cut it into 6 even strips

Sweet Tarting

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025