Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
A word used to describe the previously indescribable epicness of an event, person, place, or thing. It is optimally utilized when mediocre terms such as "Awesome" or "Amazing" fail to fully encompass how truly wonderful an event, person, place ore thing was/is. The root "Thile" is German. "Thile" itself is defined as being incredible beyond comparison.
That solo was so thiltastic! I think my face just melted off.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.