3 definitions by bigtall

fagatar

an object or animal companion, that is used by a gay, fag, or faggy person to express feelings or vicariously extend their emotions through to disguise sexual advances on heterosexual individuals.

when walking down the street a gay man passed by with his new puppy that approached me excitedly, when i went to pet his puppy the gay man said excitedly, "She likes you!". i promptly pulled my hand away from his fagatar as his motives were clear.

by bigtall June 11, 2008

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

by bigtall March 22, 2008

tardfist

the clutched and calloused tool of destruction commonly wielded by retards when attempting to emphasis a point, opinion, or to generally cause pain.

"I kicked that tard out and he put his tardfist through my window!"

by bigtall March 22, 2008