Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
A word introduced by Universal Studios and Jimmy Fallon that is a combination word of the two words "tram" being the vehicles used to transport people on the Studio Tours Ride in the Universal Studios amusement parks and the word "fantastic"
When an individual is so undeniably raggable, you would tap them within an inch of their life, more than likely dislocating their jaw and breaking a limb or 2 in the process, before beasting every orifice into a bloody crescendo of delight ...Who said romance was dead? Make way for the necrophilliacs
You're proper rapey taptastic; I want to taste your insides on the outside
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.