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turdtastic 

Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.
On being late for an important meeting:

"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."
turdtastic by Angry Bob January 6, 2004
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Turdtastic 

- How was that new movie?
- Turdtastic, I wasn't nearly drunk enough to enjoy watching it.
Turdtastic by VitalyT January 11, 2011

turdtastic 

Turdtastic is when you poop the biggest turd ever, its so big that it breeches the toilet water & you feel the need to take a picture, its turdtastic!
Vickie had been pinching cheeks when she left the court house, when she made it to her toilet she let loose. As she stood up to wipe, she couldn't believe her eyes! Her poop had looped around the toilet 3 times and was sticking up out of the water a good 2 inches! As she wiped her butt she said to herself, "that poop was Turdtastic".
turdtastic by Shucky Kunt April 19, 2021

Turdtanic 

When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.
Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.
Turdtanic by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

tardtastic 

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
tardtastic by Zephyr May 4, 2004

TurdTesticle 

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.
I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.

turtlastic squares 

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.
Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.
turtlastic squares by fusion1122 September 28, 2013
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