tardflake 

What dumb douchebags eat for breakfast.

Dang, dude, you had way too many bowls of tardflakes this week.

tardflake by NNVHata February 25, 2011

tardulate 

a synonym of retard

Look at Peter! What a tardulate. He just ran into that pole trying to impress that Canadian girl.

tardulate by kewlkid7 September 28, 2008

Tardcake 

A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.

I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!

Tardcake by Ken Tankerous May 30, 2011

tardface 

Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.

He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.

tardface by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005

tardface 

n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.

You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.

tardface by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004

tardcake 

what you call your friends when they act retarded.

hey tardcake how you doin

tardcake by sarah!! February 11, 2007

tardface 

a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.

"Don't steal my gatorade you tardface!"

tardface by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006