Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

topportunity

an opportunity to receive head/top

i have to go tonight dude i have a potential topportunity with liv!

by lavagrill February 25, 2020

Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee

"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

by grassp February 17, 2021

opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019

Bopportunity

An opportunity to get bopped.

Jerome: Chadsworth, dude, why are you hitting on my sister?

Chadsworth: It's serious Jerome, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a bopportunity.

by John Peppercock January 7, 2011

equal opportunity lover

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3

Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/

by jkilla October 21, 2013