Toppertunity
An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.
Toppertunity by Greg Topper February 19, 2021
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boppertunity
boppertunity by TheBoppertunist January 2, 2012
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Topportunity
Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.
Topportunity by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016
poppertunity
For instance,
At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.
At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.
poppertunity by The Dark Lord Julian September 19, 2016
Oppertunity Whore
Someone who jumps at or scrapes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.
Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.
Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.
Sam: Hey, is Sarah going to Matt's party tonight?
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!
Oppertunity Whore by Selective oppertunist April 11, 2010
topportunity
topportunity by lavagrill February 25, 2020
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