tapong

1. The act of taping seductively.

2. The act of doing something so absolutely retarded, your brain cells quite literally start to die.

1. Damn! Tapong got Josh wet.

2. Tapong! I think Nestor just lost another brain cell.

by SuperDondero September 17, 2021

Tapanga Malanga

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.

Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..

by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

Tapanga

A beautiful lady with a perfect body. she is amazing in every way. very funny. intelligent. can be quite a pain in the butt. loves getting complimented. very confident. loves expressing herself in creative ways. love others more than herself. if you know a tapanga,keep her around she's a great friend and will do anything for you.

"I love tapanga."
"tapanga is the best!"

by tapanger March 9, 2015

Taong ombuds

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it

Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya

by Noynoying2012 September 28, 2020

Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.

The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.

by theking666 June 16, 2010

taonga

Taonga is an amazing friend who is always there for you! Even if you haven't known her long she is still trustworthy. She is pretty and usually has curly hair.
She will never doubt you and she is extremely funny. You and her usually share the best inside jokes!

Taonga is a great friend!

That girl is so much like TaongaKind/generous

by NoName28 May 18, 2018

Tavonga

Someone who is always there for you when you need them, they are very emotional so they stay out of drama. Tavonga is a girl who is always happy and it takes like a year to know who they truly are because they don’t open up easily, Tavonga is loving and kind, no one can stop her from doing what she wants. Tavonga has a nice body everybody wants.

Get yourself a Tavonga

by Tashly April 14, 2021