tanling

when a guy will fake dm himselve to show other girls bc he wants her to think he's cool/popular

him- hey girl look this random account dmed me

her-ohhhhh my god!!! you're so popular!!!!!!
friend- he's tanling you

by LoverofJonas101 June 21, 2017

Wu-Tanging

Wu-Tanging, a trick derived from the underground hip-hop/rap group known as the Wu-Tang Clan and their love of smoking marijuana, is a trick performed when smoking marijuana in joint form. The trick can be performed at any time while smoking the joint however is usually performed when the joint is close to the end. Wu-Tanging is when the current holder of the joint holds it between their lips and then swallows the rest of the joint while its burning, roach included. This trick is VERY difficult and takes a high tolerance of marijuana and is not completely safe as the cherry of the joint can burn any part of your mouth or throat as it goes down if you are experiencing cottonmouth. The effect is similar to when one stomachs a bong hit, in that the person will have smokey burps and feel very uneasy until the gas has passed.

Greg: Dude watch me Wu-Tang this shit
Kyle: I can't believe you're Wu-Tanging the rest of that joint!

by TheRealSequel August 31, 2015

Sky Tanking

Accidentally farting into a woman's vagina while space docking.

Oscar could have avoided sky tanking Fran if he didn't have that 5 layer burrito .

sky tanking space docking burrito vagina fart shit

by dAVIE k January 4, 2010

paddy tanninger

Paddy Tanninger the Caddy Manager
seen on Family Guy in various episodes.

"hey you dis boys fadda? paddy tanninger the caddy manager, yeah it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by whatsittoya? March 16, 2008

huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.

With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.

by rotifera June 26, 2009

tanning bed

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.

Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again

by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

tommy tanking it

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009