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tamagotchi

A little electronic keychain with an animal on it. I had a kitten when I was 4 (which was when these lil fuckers were in style). Every night it would die cuz it would shit at like 3 in the morning and i wouldn't be up to change it. eventually i got so pissed at it I threw it under the train tracks at the subway station.
this fucking tamagotchi is messing with my mind!
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Tamagotchi

A virtual pet simulator of an alien lifeform that crash landed on earth in eggs. They genetically mutate into different creatures depending on how well, you fed it, happy you kept it and how clean you kept it. Along with disciplining and praising when it does things wrong then right. After awhile they get to old and die, you then start off with a new pet.

Often fun for a few days, but then gets rather old.
I as much care as I could of my Tamagotchi and it turned into a Dog.

I took care of it by only the bare necessities and it turned into an Octopus.

I never really paid attention to mine and it turned into some kind of bird.
Tamagotchi by Dioking October 10, 2005

Tamagotchi

A virtual pet, approximately the size of a pager, that was popular in the mid-90's.
"I have to masturbate my Tamagotchi weekly or else it gets pissy and keys my car."
Tamagotchi by BMWGGANTMSFU January 26, 2010
when someone or something is very bright, sparkles, or most commonly, shiny.
Like the crab from 'Moana'
Her highlighter is tamatoa af.

He got an A on his math test, he is totally tamatoa
Tamatoa by Nelly word April 17, 2017
Tamaz’s are loyal, they are hustlers and have big dicks. Get you a Tamaz.
Tamaz is very kind.
Tamaz by Hustleman2300 February 20, 2019

Tramazon 

Lisa Michaels of Memphis, TN, calls herself a tramazon because she's so boldly beautiful and tall transgender woman.
Tramazon by Chloe Bigfield October 19, 2017