tallywanker

another word for a dick, the mans' suff, tool of life.
by Sean Hosier July 15, 2003
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An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.
"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"
by Alonzakit August 23, 2011
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