tallywanker 

another word for a dick, the mans' suff, tool of life.

tallywanker by Sean Hosier July 15, 2003

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker 

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker by Alonzakit August 23, 2011

tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004

Golden Tallywacker 

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

Golden Tallywacker by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tallywagger 

A follower, usually a male that follows his mommy everywhere at all times.

That guy Arishneel is such a Tallywagger, I can't stand him.

Tallywagger by WordFlow916 January 4, 2013

Talleywacker 

Slang name for the male Penis.

"And so that's his (the horse) Talleywacker?"

"His Talleywacker was rather grotesque"

Talleywacker by Keith Lemons August 5, 2008

Tallywacker Tickle 

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

Tallywacker Tickle by Lenny3k January 19, 2009