tallywag
tallywag by Blake Sutton July 13, 2005
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Tallywacker Tickle
1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.
1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle
Tallywacker Tickle by Lenny3k January 19, 2009
tallywack
To jack off.
Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.
Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.
tallywack by Poke My Poker April 14, 2004
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