tallywack

To jack off.

Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.

"Please, tallywack me darlin.'"

by Poke My Poker April 14, 2004

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

taliwacker

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length

i like to play with my taliwacker

by ghoof April 28, 2006

Taliwacked

Where a person has been dick slapped.

My pimp taliwacked me today for being a naughty boy.

by Chance Pseudo March 30, 2010

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tallywagger

A follower, usually a male that follows his mommy everywhere at all times.

That guy Arishneel is such a Tallywagger, I can't stand him.

by WordFlow916 January 4, 2013

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 2, 2003