tallywack 

To jack off.

Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.

"Please, tallywack me darlin.'"

tallywack by Poke My Poker April 14, 2004

tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004

taliwacker 

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length

i like to play with my taliwacker

taliwacker by ghoof April 28, 2006

Taliwacked 

Where a person has been dick slapped.

My pimp taliwacked me today for being a naughty boy.

Taliwacked by Chance Pseudo March 30, 2010

Golden Tallywacker 

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

Golden Tallywacker by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tallywagger 

A follower, usually a male that follows his mommy everywhere at all times.

That guy Arishneel is such a Tallywagger, I can't stand him.

Tallywagger by WordFlow916 January 4, 2013

talywhacker 

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

talywhacker by John Gaskell October 2, 2003