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Tallywagger 

A follower, usually a male that follows his mommy everywhere at all times.
That guy Arishneel is such a Tallywagger, I can't stand him.
Tallywagger by WordFlow916 January 4, 2013

talliwacker 

That mas was showing off his talliwacker to the bingo club.
talliwacker by keith January 12, 2004

tallywag 

the part of the male body that takes a piss (dick)
Suck my tallywag please
tallywag by Blake Sutton July 13, 2005

talliwacker 

A talliwacker is that thing that men have where women would hsve their pussy. If u didnt know this already, you should be dragged out into the street by your talliwacker and be shot!
My talliwacker is my most important part: I luv my talliwacker!!!!!!
talliwacker by The Black Adept January 22, 2004

taliwags 

stupid little hairs that never seem to grow any longer that might restrict your vision especially when playing sports and the wind blows.
I'm having problems playing today because these taliwags keep getting in my eyes!
taliwags by Poopsie and Peepsie July 16, 2008

taliwags 

stupid little hairs that never seem to grow any longer that might restrict your vision especially when playing sports and the wind blows.
I'm having problems playing today, these stupid taliwags keep getting in my eyes!
taliwags by Poopsie and Peepsie July 28, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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