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Taknd

Pass us the gollume toker b or you'll be taknd
by Gollume July 14, 2025
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Takodachi

A creature from the ancient ruins. Once known as people of an ancient civilization, they've now been taken in by the priestess Ninomae Ina'nis. They're just cute purple blobs.
"Are you one of the Takodachis?

No, I don't follow Ninomae Ina'nis."
by riilumiere January 15, 2022
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Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.
"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."
by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012
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tandump

The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

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Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010
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Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.
- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P
by paaaaaint January 7, 2010
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Tandor

Used to describe persons of an orange, Oompa Loompa complexion.
That tandor girl used too much self-tanner and looks like a tangerine Dorito.
by Ehrntnrkk April 10, 2013
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Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.
I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!
by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019
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