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Santa's Take 

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end
Santa's Take by WillyJK December 23, 2008
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Teo's take 

When Teo starts analyzing anime.
"Evangelion is so good" - Teo
"Ah its Teo's take again..."
Teo's take by Kalcho January 21, 2021

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? 

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

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let's take this inside! 

in stead of taking it outside and fighting,
you go political and take the discussion inside.
dude1: im going to smash your face in!
fag: i have a better idea, let's take this inside!, and talk about it

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

Let's take this offline 

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.
The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

Let’s take a look in there 

When your vagina is discharging weird stuff and you have to usually get an phone camera or a mirror and check if everything is alright down there. Used by OB/GYNs rarely.
*using restroom*
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…
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