Soundcloud

A chaotic playground of Piracy, stolen music, arguments, harassment, death threats, drama, minors, homophobia and e girls.
(Oh don’t forget sex bots and promo bots.)

Janet: I really liked to use soundcloud to find music and post my own music on until 10-17 year olds, e girls , homophobes, and bots started raiding it.
Jackie: agreed. There are weird comments on my tracks saying
“Dm me on the gram autumnreplies I got you” or “18+ so suberbly~”
Janet: Same-
Random person nearby: SoundCloud sucks!
*Janet and Jackie nod in agreement*

by coolhandlehere69420 December 26, 2022

Special education

I fucking hate "Special ed" Classes so much. Sure, it can help people with severe ADHD or autism or whatever, But for kids on the lighter side of the spectrum, It just seperates them from their peers, gets them bullied and teased, And just makes everything for easy for no reason!

I would slap my middle school Special education teacher so hard, She would wake up with severe ADHD, Autism and mental retardation.

by coolhandlehere69420 January 08, 2023

Early morning freak

A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia

Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress

*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)

by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022

Giga nigga

A very buff black man on steroids with a 12 pack and a 2ft long schlong. Usually near 8ft tall and have chocolate milk flowing through their veins. If they go to planet fitness they’d get kicked out for bending the iron and snapping people’s necks. They also have one night stands with girls every night and giga niggas don’t have partners because their dicks are so long, They pierce their partners vagina during inter course.

Racist: Look at that buff ass nigga over there!
Giga nigga: *turns around*
Racist: *Shits boxers*
Racist 2: Oh shit.. THAT’S A GIGA NIGGA! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE CAUCASIAN!!

by coolhandlehere69420 December 30, 2022

-.-- --- ..- .-. . --. .- -.--

"Youre gay" in morse code.

Person 1:For some reason when I copy and pasted "-.-- --- ..- .-. . --. .- -.--" into urban dictionary, it said "{"error":"An error occurred."}"
Person 2: Okay cool nerd.

by coolhandlehere69420 December 26, 2022

Let’s take a look in there

When your vagina is discharging weird stuff and you have to usually get an phone camera or a mirror and check if everything is alright down there. Used by OB/GYNs rarely.

*using restroom*
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…

by coolhandlehere69420 December 30, 2022

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

1. A song I forgot the artist of
2. The most requested birthday wish.

Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*

by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022