Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*
by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022
A gorgeous looking girl that you only encounter once. Usually at a party, however some party girls can come in the form of the drive thru speaker. They usually talk to you for a while and hang out with you, but you might only see some in the corner of a party. You can only encounter party girls once. You never get their Snapchat or instagram before they leave and you never ever see them again.. That’s why you always ask for socials.
Example 1:
Party girl: *walks up behind you* Hey!
Person: uhh hi?
Party girl: so you know about ____ and ____
Person: blah blah blah
Party girl: Okay have a nice day! Oh wait- let me give you my socials real qu- *vanishes*
Person: . . . Well she was nice.
Example 2:
Party girl: Welcome to hooters! You can order whenever you’re ready ^_^
Person: I’d like one burger please.
Party girl: Okay your total is 69.42
*cars are moving slow and person is still at speaker*
Party girl: . . So how are you doing?
Person: Good what about you?
Party girl: I’m okay, my cat had cancer…
Person: I’m sorry..-
*drive thru moves*
*Person moved up before they could talk more or ask for socials*
Person: god she was hot
Party girl: *walks up behind you* Hey!
Person: uhh hi?
Party girl: so you know about ____ and ____
Person: blah blah blah
Party girl: Okay have a nice day! Oh wait- let me give you my socials real qu- *vanishes*
Person: . . . Well she was nice.
Example 2:
Party girl: Welcome to hooters! You can order whenever you’re ready ^_^
Person: I’d like one burger please.
Party girl: Okay your total is 69.42
*cars are moving slow and person is still at speaker*
Party girl: . . So how are you doing?
Person: Good what about you?
Party girl: I’m okay, my cat had cancer…
Person: I’m sorry..-
*drive thru moves*
*Person moved up before they could talk more or ask for socials*
Person: god she was hot
by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022
A woman that found out that red is then most attractive color and always wears red head to toe everyday. They were normal before hand and worn a variety of colors but they suddenly switched all their pallet to red in a desperate attempt to subtly seduce men. These hoes usually go the extra mile, looking up “How to be sexually attractive” “how to get a big butt” or “how to get bigger boobs” on google.
Melissa: *Wearing a red shirt, a red hoodie, a red bra, a red ribbon, red underwear, red socks, red shoes, red bracelets, red earrings, red earbuds, red iPhone case, red pants, red necklace, red purse, red makeup, red phone wallpaper, and red hair*
Guy: She’s such a hoe in red!
Guy 2: I bet she even has red Pubic hairs!
Guy: She’s such a hoe in red!
Guy 2: I bet she even has red Pubic hairs!
by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022
Person 1:For some reason when I copy and pasted "-.-- --- ..- .-. . --. .- -.--" into urban dictionary, it said "{"error":"An error occurred."}"
Person 2: Okay cool nerd.
Person 2: Okay cool nerd.
by coolhandlehere69420 December 25, 2022
I fucking hate "Special ed" Classes so much. Sure, it can help people with severe ADHD or autism or whatever, But for kids on the lighter side of the spectrum, It just seperates them from their peers, gets them bullied and teased, And just makes everything for easy for no reason!
I would slap my middle school Special education teacher so hard, She would wake up with severe ADHD, Autism and mental retardation.
by coolhandlehere69420 January 08, 2023
When your vagina is discharging weird stuff and you have to usually get an phone camera or a mirror and check if everything is alright down there. Used by OB/GYNs rarely.
*using restroom*
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…
by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022
A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia
Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
You have insomnia
Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022