Play ball

In a relationship in which one partner is polyamorous, the act of the monogamous partner allowing the poly partner to occasionally have sexual relations with other partners. Similar to a “hall pass,” it shows respect, trust, and mutual understanding between the partners. Those who refuse to play ball are frankly immature, possessive, controlling, and often abusive to their partners.
I thought I’d never get to hook up with Bella, but luckily her boyfriend decided to play ball. He’s such a cool and understanding guy.
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XBLPET

Acronym for "Xbox Live Policy Enforcement Team." Basically, it's a division of Microsoft employees who get off by banning random paying customer's Xbox Live accounts for no good reason.

To add insult to injury, these employees not only offer no explanation whatsoever for the bans, but refuse to give refunds to the customers for the service they were deprived of and effectively steal the customer's money.
XBLPET came after me for making a funny joke in the group chat. So long to my $400 I paid for this Xbox. Thanks a load, Microsoft.
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Per my last

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."
To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.
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Ponpon Shit

Annoying ass song from Cyberpunk 2077. Plays on the radio fucking constantly (that is, when the game actually decides to work). It might have been a better song with more bass, but as it stands currently it’s just trash.
Ponpon shit ponpon shit ponpon shit! *annoying ass dubstep sounds.*
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Mother Truckers

A euphemism for motherfuckers. Also can be used to refer to the successful Los Angeles trucking company of the same name.
I hired Mother Truckers to move my stuff into my new apartment. Those Mother Truckers are awesome!
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Burger King Syndrome

In a committed relationship, the phenomenon of one partner believing that they are entitled to have everything they ask of their partner with zero compromise or accountability on their part. This partner treats the relationship as though it were a Burger King restaurant in which they can “have it their way” with zero possibility of disagreement from the other partner(s).
Kim and Tom broke up because Tom had Burger King Syndrome. Dude had no concept of compromise.
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Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.
Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*
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