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Burger King Syndrome 

In a committed relationship, the phenomenon of one partner believing that they are entitled to have everything they ask of their partner with zero compromise or accountability on their part. This partner treats the relationship as though it were a Burger King restaurant in which they can “have it their way” with zero possibility of disagreement from the other partner(s).

Kim and Tom broke up because Tom had Burger King Syndrome. Dude had no concept of compromise.

Burger King Syndrome by 0000101100101000010101011 November 2, 2021

Per my last 

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."

To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.

Per my last by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

Low hanging fruit by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Let's take this offline 

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

Let's take this offline by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Ponpon Shit 

Annoying ass song from Cyberpunk 2077. Plays on the radio fucking constantly (that is, when the game actually decides to work). It might have been a better song with more bass, but as it stands currently it’s just trash.

Ponpon shit ponpon shit ponpon shit! *annoying ass dubstep sounds.*

Ponpon Shit by 0000101100101000010101011 January 28, 2021

Play ball

In a relationship in which one partner is polyamorous, the act of the monogamous partner allowing the poly partner to occasionally have sexual relations with other partners. Similar to a “hall pass,” it shows respect, trust, and mutual understanding between the partners. Those who refuse to play ball are frankly immature, possessive, controlling, and often abusive to their partners.

I thought I’d never get to hook up with Bella, but luckily her boyfriend decided to play ball. He’s such a cool and understanding guy.

Play ball by 0000101100101000010101011 January 11, 2021

Mother Truckers

A euphemism for motherfuckers. Also can be used to refer to the successful Los Angeles trucking company of the same name.

I hired Mother Truckers to move my stuff into my new apartment. Those Mother Truckers are awesome!

Mother Truckers by 0000101100101000010101011 September 11, 2019