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taintman 

Usually referring to a man with a small penis but a high sense masculinity.
Ashton is such a taintman.
taintman by bruh9898 December 12, 2016

taintention 

When one's taint receives sexual attention.
Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

taint meat 

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass
taint meat by super_grover August 28, 2003

tainterator 

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.
tainterator by Teabagette May 4, 2005
noun. Real breast "meat" or tissue as opposed to fat or fake ones
"Hey Derek, look at the boobs on that bird"

"Yeah, thats real good titmeat"
Titmeat by Nathaniel Hornblower September 9, 2006

tointment 

Literally: Tit Ointment. Derogatory term used to emasculated males trying to be a pussy/homo/jimmy
I have to go home, I need to douche and put on tointment. I am a homo.
tointment by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008