taintman

Usually referring to a man with a small penis but a high sense masculinity.

Ashton is such a taintman.

by bruh9898 December 12, 2016

Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.

My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.

by Lairn September 29, 2010

Taintmas

The period of time between Christmas and the New Year. Often used to express disdain for that time. See taint.

My whole family is coming over for Taintmas to drink me out of house and home.

by Anarch0n July 26, 2008

Taintmaster

Andy Heyman

"Andy rubs his taint so much he could barely drive"

by The Heyman fan club! February 9, 2004

Tainttanger

Make-up artist in the porn industry specializing in genitailia enhancement.

After the fluffer finished her duties the tainttanger applied the finishing touches.

by RDM November 26, 2003

Taintminder

Steward of the gooch.

I went to lunch with my taintminder

by JerBearBandito November 18, 2019

taintanium

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020