taintman

Usually referring to a man with a small penis but a high sense masculinity.

Ashton is such a taintman.

taintman by bruh9898 December 12, 2016

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Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.

My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.

Taintmongler by Lairn September 29, 2010

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The period of time between Christmas and the New Year. Often used to express disdain for that time. See taint.

My whole family is coming over for Taintmas to drink me out of house and home.

Taintmas by Anarch0n July 26, 2008

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"Andy rubs his taint so much he could barely drive"

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Make-up artist in the porn industry specializing in genitailia enhancement.

After the fluffer finished her duties the tainttanger applied the finishing touches.

Tainttanger by RDM November 26, 2003

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I went to lunch with my taintminder

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A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

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