To take a picture of one's self at arm's length or with the aid of a mirror.
I had to photobate most of my profile pictures. It seems like I don't have any friends.
When a couple is laying chest to back (spooning) under a blanket, and the "little spoon" farts, the smell is channeled by the cavity between the two bodies, blanket, and bed directly into the face of the "big spoon."
I refuse to snuggle with my girlfriend after sex anymore. I'm afraid she'll wind up spoon feeding me a broccoli fart again.