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tailored trash 

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.
The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.
tailored trash by mlhiss September 30, 2014

Tittie Tailored 

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.
Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.
Tittie Tailored by LB Sand July 9, 2015

tailored 

1. getting your penis sucked while standing
Robert got tailored last weekend. (other uses include "Tailor me bitch. I need to be tailored. She was tailoring me last night when...")
tailored by steve o 1 October 16, 2006
Person who is likely to scream "BUTT SEX" in the middle of a crowded area just to get attention.
"BUTT SEX!!"-Talores
*awkward stared"
"Oh yeah."-Talores
Talores by MATALORES January 20, 2009

Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.
Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."
Tailless Raccoon by Heartagram01 November 28, 2005

taylorssnbhd 

quite possibly the worst person on stan twitter. for some reason she still tweets even though she tanks. she has 1.6k but can barely crack 15 likes a tweet. her only replies are tulla gifs, “HELP”, “SO TRUE”, and “omg?”
taylorssnbhd is such a fad roach ... *angry screaming tulla gif*
taylorssnbhd by swifties123 October 22, 2020