The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.
Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop *knock*
*taf taf taf*
Judge of Amogustan High Court : Are you the guy that committed warcrimes in Bosnia, Iraq and Syria between 1989-1995?
taf : No
Judge of Amogustan High Court : Are you sure? I think you are taffing.
taf : No, retard, I never committed warcrimes.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.