tableweed 

After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.

Stoner#1: Fuck man we smoked all our pot last night.
Stoner#2: Dude did you check for tableweed?

tableweed by winkler December 9, 2008

The Mexican Tumbleweed 

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

The Mexican Tumbleweed by Finlonger October 21, 2014

Topeka Tumbleweed 

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

Topeka Tumbleweed by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

tennessee tumbleweed 

plastic shopping bag (walmart style) blowing down the road as litter.

that d@mn tennessee tumbleweed blew on to my motorcycle helmet and made me wreck.

tennessee tumbleweed by judge888 May 26, 2009

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing down the street during a windy day in the city.

The urban tumbleweed marked the onset of an impending storm, leaving the onlooker to ponder which grocery store it came from.

Urban Tumbleweed by Jon Henshaw August 22, 2005

table weed

weed that has fallen out of the blunt or bowl and is now on the table

Kenny: Yo bowls kicked and we're out of weed...
Joey: Nah son check the table we gotta have some table weed

table weed by Stefanious February 6, 2009

Pissing Tumbleweeds 

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.

"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"

Pissing Tumbleweeds by AlsnStvn July 19, 2009