Tumbleweeders 

A group consisting of no less than three hetro-men who choose to roll around naked with each other until they all achieve orgasm. Additionally, these men will consistently proclaim their love for one another.

"Do you see those guys over there? They're Tumbleweeders, loving each other and the media format LaserDisc."

Tumbleweeders by HandBananner July 12, 2017

Pissing Tumbleweeds 

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.

"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"

Pissing Tumbleweeds by AlsnStvn July 19, 2009

urban tumbleweeds

filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.

what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!

john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!

they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!

urban tumbleweeds by michael foolsley November 28, 2009