tableman

A mythical creature that sucks the penises of males whenever they sit at a table.

Woah, are you getting your dick sucked by Tableman?

by tableman69 June 4, 2018

Tabledance

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!

All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...

by Anonymous December 1, 2004

tablelands

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.

If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.

The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton

Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole

I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me

by nexair_fantastica July 22, 2016

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

tablevangelized

When a Christian or other religious person tries to use their tips as a way to proselytize their server/ waiter to their religion.

Usually takes up time talking unnecessarily about their religion, delaying their own order and gives a low tip in the name of GOD.

Can also use tracts disguised as dollar bills to trick wait staff into reading more thinking it’s actually cash.

“Hey did table 2 leave a good tip? Thought I saw a $20.

Naw man, just some religious person tablevangelizing me.”

“Why were you at that table so long? Is something wrong?

Nah I just got tablevangelized.”

by K-Fed42 July 18, 2021