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A mythical creature that sucks penises when a person possessing one sits at a table; doesn't consider himself as a (homosexual-)rapist.
Woah, is Tableman sucking your dick right now?
by tableman69 June 04, 2018
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A mythical creature that sucks the penises of males whenever they sit at a table.
Woah, are you getting your dick sucked by Tableman?
by tableman69 June 04, 2018
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