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Tabledance 

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!
All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...
Tabledance by Anonymous December 1, 2004
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tablelands 

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.

If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.

The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton
Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole

I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me
tablelands by nexair_fantastica July 22, 2016

Table Man 

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.
"I trust him as he is a Table Man"
Table Man by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

tablevangelized 

When a Christian or other religious person tries to use their tips as a way to proselytize their server/ waiter to their religion.

Usually takes up time talking unnecessarily about their religion, delaying their own order and gives a low tip in the name of GOD.

Can also use tracts disguised as dollar bills to trick wait staff into reading more thinking it’s actually cash.
“Hey did table 2 leave a good tip? Thought I saw a $20.

Naw man, just some religious person tablevangelizing me.”

“Why were you at that table so long? Is something wrong?

Nah I just got tablevangelized.”
tablevangelized by K-Fed42 July 18, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026