tableman
tableman by tableman69 June 4, 2018
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Tabledance
A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!
Tabledance by Anonymous December 1, 2004
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tablelands
The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.
If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.
The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.
If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.
The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton
Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole
I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me
> Fuck no, place is a shithole
I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me
tablelands by nexair_fantastica July 22, 2016
Table Man
Table Man by TheBigTable June 14, 2021
tablevangelized
When a Christian or other religious person tries to use their tips as a way to proselytize their server/ waiter to their religion.
Usually takes up time talking unnecessarily about their religion, delaying their own order and gives a low tip in the name of GOD.
Can also use tracts disguised as dollar bills to trick wait staff into reading more thinking it’s actually cash.
Usually takes up time talking unnecessarily about their religion, delaying their own order and gives a low tip in the name of GOD.
Can also use tracts disguised as dollar bills to trick wait staff into reading more thinking it’s actually cash.
“Hey did table 2 leave a good tip? Thought I saw a $20.
Naw man, just some religious person tablevangelizing me.”
“Why were you at that table so long? Is something wrong?
Nah I just got tablevangelized.”
Naw man, just some religious person tablevangelizing me.”
“Why were you at that table so long? Is something wrong?
Nah I just got tablevangelized.”
tablevangelized by K-Fed42 July 18, 2021
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