tablelands 

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.

If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.

The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton

Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole

I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me

tablelands by nexair_fantastica July 22, 2016

Where the table lands 

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.

Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.

Where the table lands by ETENKHF February 15, 2025