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T-Section 

When you split a girl open from her vag to her asshole, thus splitting open the taint.
Bobby: You've heard about Daryl's huge cock, right?
Billy: Yeah, why?
Bobby: Apparently he gave a girl a T-Section. She had to get 14 staples to rebuild her taint.
T-Section by Taintblaster November 14, 2009

You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby 

A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.
Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.

Secrets Don't Make Friends 

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.
Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...

Secret Flying T-Rex 

A sexual act where the women is hoisted in the air using a system of pulleys that also pin the upper part of her arms to her body.

Also, it can refer to any secretive or sensitive information.
I totally gave that chick the secret flying t-rex last night.

Kyle, has quite a few secret flying t-rexes in his closet.
Secret Flying T-Rex by berychance January 17, 2011

Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers 

An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk
"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds 

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass
Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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