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T-Section
Bobby: You've heard about Daryl's huge cock, right?
Billy: Yeah, why?
Bobby: Apparently he gave a girl a T-Section. She had to get 14 staples to rebuild her taint.
Billy: Yeah, why?
Bobby: Apparently he gave a girl a T-Section. She had to get 14 staples to rebuild her taint.
T-Section by Taintblaster November 14, 2009
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t-sec • T-Section • You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby • Secret Flying T-Rex • Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers • Secrets Don't Make Friends • I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds • I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷 • tsecni • t.s
You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby
A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.
Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.
You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby by Ron12777 January 18, 2021
Secrets Don't Make Friends
Secrets Don't Make Friends by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011
Secret Flying T-Rex
A sexual act where the women is hoisted in the air using a system of pulleys that also pin the upper part of her arms to her body.
Also, it can refer to any secretive or sensitive information.
Also, it can refer to any secretive or sensitive information.
I totally gave that chick the secret flying t-rex last night.
Kyle, has quite a few secret flying t-rexes in his closet.
Kyle, has quite a few secret flying t-rexes in his closet.
Secret Flying T-Rex by berychance January 17, 2011
Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers
Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers by Turqle_ May 15, 2021
I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds
I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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