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don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself
You are lying! Don't kid yourself asshole!
don't kid yourself by Salapoo May 11, 2016

fat kid ain't hungry 

To snap on someone, usually following it with extreme violence. Comes from the short video clip on the internet in which it says "Sometimes... the fat kid... just ain't hungry!" and follows with some kids throwing some (presumably) food at a fat kid, and he just walks over and punches one of the kids in the face.
"I hate Duncan, I'm glad he's gone. It's too bad we never got to see anyone go 'fat kid ain't hungry' on him."
fat kid ain't hungry by FunkRenegade September 20, 2005

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) 

used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?

baby momma to dad: no

dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!

baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.

T.A.K alligator kid 

T.A.K alligator kid is the best YouTuber

T.R. kid 

group of punk rockers that go around and make everything a living hell for everybody.
those T.R. kids look tough,lets not fuck with them.
T.R. kid by joezive March 29, 2007

Ain't No Kids! 

There are no children present, which means that I am going to loosen my tie, order a tasty beverage, and engage in liberal use of the vernacular with my colleagues.
Dude, you need to calm down.

Ain't no kids! I'm on break and tonight I gets ridiculous!
Ain't No Kids! by Sumo Joe February 25, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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