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don't kid yourself
don't kid yourself by Salapoo May 11, 2016
fat kid ain't hungry
To snap on someone, usually following it with extreme violence. Comes from the short video clip on the internet in which it says "Sometimes... the fat kid... just ain't hungry!" and follows with some kids throwing some (presumably) food at a fat kid, and he just walks over and punches one of the kids in the face.
"I hate Duncan, I'm glad he's gone. It's too bad we never got to see anyone go 'fat kid ain't hungry' on him."
fat kid ain't hungry by FunkRenegade September 20, 2005
i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)
used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) by brj365 February 5, 2012
T.R. kid
Ain't No Kids!
There are no children present, which means that I am going to loosen my tie, order a tasty beverage, and engage in liberal use of the vernacular with my colleagues.
Ain't No Kids! by Sumo Joe February 25, 2011
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