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don't kid yourself
don't kid yourself by Salapoo May 11, 2016
fat kid ain't hungry
To snap on someone, usually following it with extreme violence. Comes from the short video clip on the internet in which it says "Sometimes... the fat kid... just ain't hungry!" and follows with some kids throwing some (presumably) food at a fat kid, and he just walks over and punches one of the kids in the face.
"I hate Duncan, I'm glad he's gone. It's too bad we never got to see anyone go 'fat kid ain't hungry' on him."
fat kid ain't hungry by FunkRenegade September 20, 2005
i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)
used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) by brj365 February 5, 2012
Ain't No Kids!
There are no children present, which means that I am going to loosen my tie, order a tasty beverage, and engage in liberal use of the vernacular with my colleagues.
Ain't No Kids! by Sumo Joe February 25, 2011
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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