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I don't fuck with you 

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".
Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

wouldn't fuck her with your dick 

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.
Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

Don't fuck with me 

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.
Don't fuck with me by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.
... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!

don't fuck with the payroll 

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.
I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

Don't fuck around on me 

A phrase you say to a friend or partner when you don't want them to do something they'll regret.
Michelle: I'm going out tonight!
Partner: Don't fuck around on me.
Michelle: Of course I won't.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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