syr1p 

He's that guy Loki just hates for no reason at all whatsoever

Carson loves him more than pizza kinda fucked because because pizza doesn't have a job anymore since wood fired pizza

Syr1p

syr1p by syr1p December 17, 2024

syrup shits 

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth

Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits

syrup shits by Dasyrup June 8, 2016

Gaple Syrup 

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

Gaple Syrup by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Smelling the Syrup

Something done by people who should kill themselves

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life - your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.

Smelling the Syrup by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022

maple syrup land 

An alternate name for Canada.

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

maple syrup land by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017

Maple Syrup Ride 

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

Maple Syrup Ride by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019