symes 

A word meaning, and to be screamed at the top of your voice whilst "splashing your cash" all over a burberry bra (size 32A) which is being worn by the cleaner from work at the time.

"Yeah, she was well easy mate, I gave her a couple of Symes' in the smoking hut."

symes by Mr Muscle September 14, 2008

Ryan Symes

An annoying ass molerat that sucks at sports. JK he is so FERDA he’s even growing out a greasy letty for next puck season ftb

Man, I just hate my Ryan Symes

Ryan Symes by Eposner95 March 5, 2018

Mia Symes 

Egotistical

That person is such a Mia Symes

Mia Symes by Legitimatemate January 2, 2019

SMESH 

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

SMESH by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

somesuch

I've always understood it to be an abbreviated way of saying 'something like that' in my part of the southwest.

The Brits certainly thought we went native, or somesuch, in our attitudes here in the colonies.

Been playing Civ 3 a lot , don't ask.

somesuch by Tim?!? May 23, 2005

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003

Someshit. 

Not to be confused with "Something".
Someshit refers to a thing that is utterly stupid or irrelevant to a specific topic.

Used in a state of absolute confusion or anger.

A someshit is what you don't want to talk about or not in a mood to.

"They'll name their kid after his dad or someshit."

"He didn't give me details, only vague shady someshit!"

"Someshit is going on with my neighbor, so, I had to act like an adult and ask what's going on "

Someshit. by The Zaidist Zaidasexual Zaid. December 4, 2021